dan·dy (dÄn'dÄ“) n. pl. dan·dies
1. A man who affects extreme elegance in clothes and manners; a fop.

Apparently, these people exist and have existed for at least a few centuries. Of course, ‘men who affect extreme elegance in clothes and manners’ exist, but I mean to say that men that would call themselves dandies and thereby subscribe to the ideals of dandyism exist. On this Tuesday morning, I am dumbfounded by this, and I tend to blog about things that find me dumb.
A jaunt to Wikipedia brings us these helpful tidbits on the matter of dandyism…
A dandy is a man who places particular importance upon physical appearance, refined language, and the cultivation of leisurely hobbies. Historically, especially in late eighteenth- and early nineteenth-century Britain, a dandy often strove to imitate an aristocratic style of life despite being of middle-class background.
Given these connotations, dandyism can be seen as a political protestation against the rise of egalitarian principles — often including nostalgic adherence to feudal or pre-industrial values, such as the ideals of “the perfect gentleman” or “the autonomous aristocrat”.
Charles Baudelaire, in the later, “metaphysical” phase of dandyism defined the dandy as one who elevates æsthetics to a living religion, that the dandy’s mere existence reproaches the responsible citizen of the middle class: “Dandyism in certain respects comes close to spirituality and to stoicism” and “These beings have no other status, but that of cultivating the idea of beauty in their own persons, of satisfying their passions, of feeling and thinking …. Contrary to what many thoughtless people seem to believe, dandyism is not even an excessive delight in clothes and material elegance. For the perfect dandy, these things are no more than the symbol of the aristocratic superiority of his mind.”
Sound like jerks, yes? This seems to be the case. However, It appears that every generation/era has them and every generation/era tends to be at least mildly entertained by them. In a way similar to how the undesirable female thespians in high school flocked to that one flamboyantly-outspoken, conversationally-dominant guy that got all the lead roles, encouraging his rather annoying antics with their laughter, as are we attracted to the dandy.
See, look–one of our generation’s dandies, Sebastian Horsley… [the following clips have a few R-rated moments... mildly NWS, perhaps]
Our era’s ‘counter culture’ (that term seems extinct in the post-modern world… oh well) seems to have produced a dandy that has updated his hobbies accordingly (sex, drugs, rock and/or roll, etc.) and has largely thrown out the ideal of the “perfect gentleman” (or at least the more classical interpretation) and replaced it with a wittily-crude, ubersexual with a pinch of self-deprecation (the lubricant of pomp/arrogance in the cynical post-modern world).
Momus (Nick Currie), a favorite singer/songwriter/writer of mine has some comments about dandyism that I find rather agreeable…
Dandies — rather than people who are merely elegant and poised — are tiring to spend time with, because they really are larger than life. They glaze over when they aren’t talking about themselves. They’ve arranged everything in their lives to be bigger than yours, so the casual trading of anecdotes that happens in any normal conversation becomes a contest in which the dandy trumps you time after time. Eventually you just shut up and let them speak, and it’s entertaining for a while because they’ve collected a lifetime’s-worth of Wildean one-liners (common sense turned through 180 degrees to make it “interesting”) and insist on repeating them to anyone who’ll listen. (This, by the way, is why you should never, ever become a dandy’s girlfriend. The repetition will drive you insane.)
…The truth is that we British and Americans can’t really do dandyism. We’re too cuddly, too eager to please, too unscary, too self-deprecating. Our dandyism, as a result, becomes self-sacrificial. We mount the cross before we’re asked.
When the British dress up in old clothes they look like genteel imperialists, and when Americans do it they look like traitors to a republic which broke away from Britain’s genteel empire. The people who do dandyism best are the Germans. Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria is the perfect dandy, because to be a real dandy you need unlimited power and wealth, unbridled egomania and bad craziness. Recent German dandies include Klaus Kinski and Jonathan Meese. Oh, and mustn’t forget that wretch Adolf Hitler. Lots of skulls on his mantelpiece too.










